In recent news, Ford came out with a car that parallel parks itself.

Equally impressive as far as I'm concerned, yesterday i taught the wiener dog to play fetch by himself. He now drops the ball off the warf, then swims out to rescue it. Sweet!

Last night a bird tried perching on my head. It didn't work, but it was quite exciting.

Even more exciting, today me and my lovely friends pretty much tied the knot on a large, colonial house within which we will live and in which many tea parties will be held.

Icing on the cake: Nanny thinks that Uncle Tom would just love to "do me up" a bear skin rug to lay in front of one of our many fireplaces. Darcy: flashbacks from Women In Love. Sweet!